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Twilight [Nov. 27th, 2009|10:42 pm]
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Team Edward?

Team Jacob?

Not me. I prefer Team Blade. :-E


Twilight & Blade
Twilight & Blade
How Twilight should have ended...

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Ideas to Tame Microsoft Windows [Nov. 19th, 2009|02:28 pm]
I have a problem.

I use an open source operating system.  I use only open file formats where possible.  I believe firmly in openness and the sharing of information. 

The problem is, the primary operating systems out there do not believe in any of those things.  Thus, when I want to share things like music or videos with these other people, they are stuck.

I have a solution.

I want to make an installer system that will "tame" Microsoft Windows.  Something that can, depending on the need, install some or all of a suite of Open Source tools onto Windows. 

Base Install
  • Open media formats (XviD, Theora, Vorbis, FLAC, etc.)
  • VNC server & client
  • Firewall
  • Firefox
Applications
  • OpenOffice
  • Pidgin
  • Thunderbird
  • Cygwin
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QOTD [Nov. 17th, 2009|11:07 am]
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"Every woman should be filled with shame by the thought that she is a woman."
-- St. Clement of Alexandria from The Tutor, as quoted in "The Natural Inferiority" of Women compiled by Tama Starr (New York: Poseidon Press, 1991) p. 45.


Two thoughts:
1. I don't endorse this viewpoint.  I do endorse thinking about and discussing the mindset that created it.
2. The attribution is longer than the fucking quote itself! :-)
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QOTD [Nov. 6th, 2009|01:35 pm]
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If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-- Albert Einstein
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A quote [Nov. 4th, 2009|09:19 pm]
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"But he comes across as very educated... via text message."
-- [info]galyna
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A quote [Nov. 4th, 2009|09:19 pm]
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"But he comes across as very educated... via text message."
-- [info]galyna
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(no subject) [Nov. 2nd, 2009|11:29 pm]
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Who remembers "7 & 0 Dat"? 1991, anybody?

I don't. All I remember is the next 7 games, where they lost 5.

That is the season where I lost my belief in the New Orleans Saints. The next two years made me lose my faith in them entirely. I came to hate Tom Benson, and have blamed him for the team's abysmal record the last 25 years or so.

I saw the Saints in person twice. Once pre-K, and once in Tiger Stadium post-K. Nothing prepared me for the disgust I felt each time. The laziness disgusted me. The obvious lack of care or pride disgusted me. I can't even describe how the bile rose in my stomach as I watched grown men, paid thousands to play a game, walk onto and off the field between plays.

I came to understand why, for years, the Saints had lost in the 4th quarter of games. It was as I'd feared. They just stopped caring.

My love for the New Orleans Saints died 18 years ago, in a season such as this, with a start such as this, with a head coach such as this, with this same owner.

Will there be any difference this time?
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CC's aplenty [Oct. 30th, 2009|12:19 am]
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There are now FOUR CC's on the same physical road here in Baton Rouge. Though, in true BR style, the road has two different names. :-)

Two on Coursey, as it has been for a while. And two on Bluebonnet. The new one is at the corner of Bluebonnet and Airline.
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Overheard at the airport - a phone call [Oct. 29th, 2009|06:32 pm]
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"Why are we having a memorial service if she's going to be there?"
"Are any of the guns Daddy's?
Did they tell the cops that?"
"Where are the ashes? Does she have them yet? Can the kids get them first?"
"Then why are we having a ceremony?"
"Can the boys get a restraining order on her and the ashes?"
"Here's what I say. You take the ashes outside, put them in another container, and give her the urn."
"She's holding it hostage with the ashes."
"Youre comitting a theft. If you went in, took them, and yelled and threatened her, it would be a robbery."
"Well, it sounds like you've got it mapped out how to get in and out."
"I don't know that I'd say we're past being nice, here."

(Really? Stealing ashes because this widow was a cunt sounds like you're past being nice. Haha!

God, this convo is hilarious!

This is what happens when you marry a bitch, your family hates her, and then die without a will.


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Out of the frying pan, into the slushie [Oct. 26th, 2009|11:42 pm]
Damnit... (think Achmed, the dead terrorist)

Local Severe Weather Alert for Ogden, UT (84405)

...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 4 AM TO 4 PM MDT TUESDAY... A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 4 AM TO 4 PM MDT TUESDAY. THIS ADVISORY COVERS THE WASATCH FRONT AND CACHE VALLEY...THE WASATCH MOUNTAIN VALLEYS...WASATCH MOUNTAINS FROM I-80 NORTH... WEST CENTRAL UTAH AND SOUTHWEST WYOMING. ACCUMULATION OF 1 TO 4 INCHES IS EXPECTED IN THE VALLEYS...2 TO 6 INCHES IN THE MOUNTAIN VALLEYS AND SOUTHWEST WYOMING...AND 3 TO 8 INCHES IN THE MOUNTAINS BY LATE TUESDAY. SNOW AND STRONG NORTH WINDS WILL DEVELOP BEHIND A COLD FRONT AS IT ENTERS NORTHWESTERN UTAH IN THE PRE-DAWN HOURS EARLY TUESDAY. THIS FRONT WILL CROSS THE WASATCH FRONT AND MOUNTAIN VALLEYS BETWEEN ABOUT 500 AM AND 800 AM THEN PUSH THROUGH THE WEST CENTRAL VALLEYS BETWEEN ABOUT 800 AM AND 1000 AM. SNOW IS EXPECTED TO TAPER OFF TO SHOWERS A FEW HOURS AFTER THE FRONT PASSES BUT THE WINDS WILL PERSIST. THE SNOW AND STRONG WINDS WILL CREATE HAZARDOUS DRIVING CONDITIONS FOR THE MORNING COMMUTE IN NORTHERN UTAH WITH LOW VISIBILITIES AND POTENTIALLY SLUSHY ROADS. TRAVEL OVER THE MOUNTAIN PASSES SUCH AS PARLEYS SUMMIT AND ALONG I-80 IN SOUTHWEST WYOMING WILL BE DIFFICULT. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY MEANS THAT VISIBILITIES WILL BE LIMITED DUE TO A COMBINATION OF FALLING AND BLOWING SNOW. USE CAUTION WHEN TRAVELING...ESPECIALLY IN OPEN AREAS. FOR WINTER ROAD CONDITIONS FROM THE UTAH DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION VISIT...

We never get a "Summer weather advisory" in Louisiana saying it's going to be sunny and 93 degrees. Are they just so stupid up here that they need a special severe weather advisory to tell them it's going to be cold and windy?

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Clutch player [Oct. 26th, 2009|03:25 pm]
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I hate the iPhone. Fuckin LJ app lost my damn post after it failed to post it 6 times.

I'm heading out of town in a few minutes. A co-worker broke his collarbone, and I'm pinch hitting. IT audit in Utah, north of Salt Lake City.

I just walked through BTR TSA security with my liquid toiletries in my bag. They didn't say anything. I mentioned to an agent that I had forgotten my toiletries... They still did nothing.

Yeah, how's that ban on liquids workin out for ya?

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On phone service credits [Oct. 23rd, 2009|05:15 pm]
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How the hell does my (unused, for alarm only) home phone service get auto disconnected... with a credit?

I didn't know a god damn thing was supposedly wrong until I got a refund check today. I obviously paid the bill, you had to refund me, so why disconnect me? I guess they didn't like the cut of my jib or something. :-)

They'd better not charge me a cent for reconnecting this. I didn't do anything wrong!
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Accidents Of History Created U.S. Health System [Oct. 22nd, 2009|05:32 pm]
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As a country, we are talking about the healthcare overhaul a lot lately. But I think that, to have an effective discussion, we need to understand how we got here. This story will help...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=114045132&sc=17&f=1001

Accidents Of History Created U.S. Health System
by Alex Blumberg and Adam Davidson
NPR - October 22, 2009

If you want to understand how to fix today's health insurance system, you'd be smart to look first at how it was born. How did Americans end up with a system in which employers pay for our health insurance? After all, they don't pay for our groceries or our gas.

It turns out there never was any central logic at work. The evolution of the American health care system began in the 1920s, when choices boiled down to which crazy cure you preferred.

Dr. John Brinkley, for instance, was a huge hit in American radio with his health advice shows. For whatever problem folks had, Brinkley had one fabulous solution: transplant a goat gland into your body. He pitched it as being perfect for everything from dementia to impotence to flatulence. But if, somehow, a goat gland didn't cure your ills, you could always use Bonnore's Electro Magnetic Bathing Fluid or Clark Stanley's Snake Oil Liniment.

In that era, most medical care in the U.S. was basically medieval — a bunch of potions that did nothing. Luckily, though, they were cheap potions. Health care was a trivial part of the average person's annual budget. In 1900, the average American spent $5 a year on health care ($100 in today's money). No one had health insurance, because you don't need insurance for something that costs $5 a year.

The First Health Insurance

Before the birth of modern medicine, hospitals were poorhouses where the indigent went to die. Then came the advent of effective medicines, especially antibiotics, along with a revolution in medical schools.

Suddenly, says economic historian Melissa Thomasson, "hospitals are marketing themselves as places to have babies." The professor at the Miami University in Ohio says that in the early part of the 20th century, hospitals were able to focus on happy outcomes.

Health care became much more effective, and much more expensive. Clean hospitals, educated doctors and real pharmacological research cost money. People proved willing to pay for care when they were really sick, but it wasn't yet common to go for checkups or survivable illnesses.

By the late 1920s, hospitals noticed most of their beds were going empty every night. They wanted to get people who weren't deathly ill to start coming in.

An official at Baylor University Hospital in Dallas noticed that Americans, on average, were spending more on cosmetics than on medical care. "We spend a dollar or so at a time for cosmetics and do not notice the high cost," he said. "The ribbon-counter clerk can pay 50 cents, 75 cents or $1 a month, yet it would take about 20 years to set aside [money for] a large hospital bill."

The Baylor hospital started looking for a way to get regular folks in Dallas to pay for health care the same way they paid for lipstick — a tiny bit each month. Hospital officials started small, offering a deal to a group of public school teachers in Dallas. They offered a plan for the teachers to pay 50 cents each month in exchange for Baylor picking up the tab on hospital visits.

When the Great Depression hit, almost every hospital in the country saw its patient load disappear. The Baylor idea became hugely popular. It eventually got a name: Blue Cross.

"When I actually started studying this stuff, I got interested because I wondered why we have an employer-based system," Thomasson says. "It comes right out of Blue Cross." The genius of that approach, she says, was marketing it to groups of workers.

The Modern System Is Born

Soon, Blue Cross coverage was available in almost every state, though not many people bought in. The modern system of getting benefits through a job required another catalyst: World War II. Thomasson says that if the Great Depression inadvertently inspired the spread of employer-based health insurance, World War II accidentally spread the idea everywhere.

"The war economy is an entirely different ballgame," Thomasson says. The government rationed goods even as factories ramped up production and needed to attract workers. Factory owners needed a way to lure employees. She explains that the owners turned to fringe benefits, offering more and more generous health plans.

The next big step in the evolution of health care was also an accident. In 1943, the Internal Revenue Service ruled that employer-based health care should be tax free. A second law, in 1954, made the tax advantages even more attractive.

Thomasson cites the huge impact of those measures on plan participation. "You start from 9 percent of the population in 1940 to 63 percent in 1953," she says. "Everybody starts getting in on it. It just grows by gangbusters. By the 1960s, 70 percent [of the population] is covered by some kind of private, voluntary health insurance plan."

Thus employer-based insurance, which started with Blue Cross selling coverage to Texas teachers and spread because of government price controls and tax breaks, became our system. By the mid-1960s, Thomasson says, Americans started to see that system — in which people with good jobs get health care through work and almost everyone else looks to government — as if it were the natural order of things.

But to Thomasson and other economic historians, there's nothing natural or inevitable about it. Instead, they see it as the profound result of historical accidents. Copyright 2009 National Public Radio


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Wishing this was sent from a Palm Pre
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(no subject) [Oct. 21st, 2009|05:12 pm]
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God, I love blustery days.
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Car woes [Oct. 20th, 2009|09:51 am]
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Leaking power steering system.

Cost to repair: $1600 & change.
Approximate value of car according to KBB.com: $2000.
Prior repair less than a month ago: $400 & change.
Prior repair less than a month before that: $150 & change.

Guess who's about to be in the market for a quality used car?
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A Fine Frenzy - Almost Lover [Oct. 20th, 2009|09:49 am]
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Your fingertips across my skin
The palm trees swaying in the wind
Images

You sang me Spanish lullabies
The sweetest sadness in your eyes
Clever trick

Well, I never want to see you unhappy
I thought you'd want the same for me

[Chorus]
Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

We walked along a crowded street
You took my hand and danced with me
Images

And when you left, you kissed my lips
You told me you would never, never forget
These images

No

Well, I'd never want to see you unhappy
I thought you'd want the same for me

[Chorus]
Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

I cannot go to the ocean
I cannot drive the streets at night
I cannot wake up in the morning
Without you on my mind
So you're gone and I'm haunted
And I bet you are just fine

Did I make it that easy to walk right in and out
Of my life?

[Chorus]
Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should have known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do
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Cool things highlighted by Popular Mechanics [Oct. 20th, 2009|08:36 am]
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2009 Breakthrough Awards - Popular Mechanics

Let me just link to some of the highlights...

Nikon Coolpix S1000PJ Pico Projector - Breakthrough Awards Products 2009 - Popular Mechanics:
The tiny LED projector in its 12.1-megapixel, $430 compact camera casts large, clear images onto a wall.
Palm Pre Smart Phone - Breakthrough Awards Products 2009 - Popular Mechanics:
The Palm Pre’s features read like a gadget geek’s wish list: optional inductive charging, a full keyboard, the ability to sync with iTunes—and it can run multiple applications at once. Sometimes more is more.
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QOTD [Oct. 16th, 2009|09:04 pm]
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I don't usually make the QOTD something said by someone I know. But this embodied what I believe so well that I feel it deserves to be highlighted. All emphasis is mine.

If he's sticking his dick in people who don't respect you then maybe he's not the guy you oughta be with to begin with. People aren't stolen away by other people. They make their own choices.

And if you have issues with him "giving them part of His heart...the connection...of which i don't share" then I have to wonder if you can be happy with anyone. No one's heart has only one connection.
-- Gabe
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iPhone: hate hate hate! [Sep. 25th, 2009|02:31 pm]
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I hate this fucking phone. 

In 3.0 firmware they fix the copy/paste that other smartphones have had for years, but it fucks up my phone and makes it unstable. 

In 3.0 they finally brought the phone up to the level of phones from 5 years ago by adding MMS capability, but AT&T blocks it.

Today, AT&T finally allows you to USE the MMS capability of phones from 5 years ago on the iPhone, but you have to update the firmware to do it.

I DO NOT RUN WINDOWS OR MAC!!!  DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE A CLUE HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO UPDATE THIS DAMN THING?!?!?!?!  I tried backing it up last night using my Windows virtual machine.  That's the first step before a firmware update.  TWO FUCKING HOURS LATER, the phone hadn't competed the backup.  The last time I tried updating the firmware within a VM, it tanked, and I had to get a cow-irker to upgrade me to 3.0 with his Mac. 

Fuckin phone.  I'll be getting a GSM Palm Pre as soon as fucking possible.  As soon as I can find them for sale, it will be mine. 
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A 4-act stick figure guide to AES [Sep. 24th, 2009|10:24 am]
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Everyone should read Acts 1&2.  Act 3 is good for security folk.  Act 4 is just for nerds.

http://www.moserware.com/2009/09/stick-figure-guide-to-advanced.html
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